the dark side of the Force : the point of view of my chauvinism

Do you know Simone?
Simone is a my very young friend, whoI met by means a my collegue.
He's very funny guys with a peculiarity: The Force is great in him.
He likes to the girls. There is a problem. The Force is wasted with him.
For instance: an eveningh this guy and someone else have organized a party with some friends (me too). He has met a beatifull girl, he has talked about with her, talked a lot, until the morning and then they went to sleep...to sleep, only to sleep he said to us.
What!??!?!?!?!? May I'm a very rough man (if I can use it about a person) but....I don't know, there is somethink wrong.
Anyway we had tipped him for a lot of time.... until yesterday for me.
'cos yeasterday it's happened the same think to me ( I say to you, no panic the force is not wasted in me) !!! I had a very friendly talking with a beatifull girl.
Surely she talked with me without other intentions ( I said to you I have no Force )
but while she talk with me and said bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla I though fuck fuck fuck fuck....the dark side of the force has got me completly.
How is possible recover a status like that...



ahahahahahha ok sorry I has tipped to you. But there is surely something of true in that chuvinism point of view. Probably quite all of us man think only to four alphabetique sign when we meet a beatiful girl. It's the dark side of the Force which get us completly and get off our neuronal connections. But what means beautifull girl? In this questions and in the answer which all of us could provide every time in a different way, there is the way for our reabilitation.


At last, I had searched some images on google with beautiful girl key words. I was be sure to find a lot of ''how the mam as done'' girl. I was in righ. But not completly. I found also a web blog with a swit swit swit post. surely one of us is in safe ( also in sane ).